Wee Wanse Tweighteen

the next stop is <satanical gardens>
... please tie a tooth to a fast car

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we can eat all the shit that keeps us skinny forever
 healthy
forever telly 
forever 
sex forever in the 
supermarket line forever love forever
 life together life forever nonononononono

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Pushed down the stairs
- Catch myself on a wind

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goodnight, goodnight,
may'er eyes shine bright
deep down ine Hudson
there with mythic giraffe
I told you about once
-big wheel in the sky

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cha-chaing oute door
suck in the sunshine, sonny
everything's a dollar

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Yankee Dooley came to town
driving in a Mazda
Had ten euros in his coat
and spent it all in Asda

Twas just a dream, he then supposed,
For Asda takes the pound, not euros
Nor had he ever learned to drive
O, was he the saddest prick alive.

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There's a party in my pants
Tho I forgot to send invites
I even hired a clown

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Happen holdes Mickter Stooge
Very Cystmas, wan & all
N'sightse snow nor wos giz
it fer raining deer
Farmer Christian checkered lice
& we are so happy now
Withe Crispmas presence
Very Kimchi, wan & all!

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trip overe pastor lace
inte rhinocerous hoof
& kicked into
the heart of a cube
(bye bye rhino)